Wild Wild West (1999): Rita Won't Leave

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The clip Rita won't leave from Wild Wild West (1999) with Kevin Kline, Will Smith I've tried to place myself in Loveless' shoes. Good luck with that one. What could a maniac with no reproductive organs want with Rita? Which is not to say that Rita doesn't possess a beauty... ...worthy of a Shakespeare sonnet or a Botticelli painting. The curvature of her buttocks... ...and the swell of that magnificent bosom! So full, so sumptuous... So... what were all those foreign ministers doing at Loveless' party? This is what really puzzles me. Did you have any idea there were so many? How long has she been here? Somewhere around Botticelli's buttocks. I am profoundly sorry. I'll spare you the embarrassment. Make a sandwich. You're getting off. I know why those foreign guys were at Loveless' party. This is fantastic. How do you cook it? I mean, you can cut it with a fork. In a daubiere. It's a clay pot. It's a French method. Foreign ministers. They were mad about something, you know, like... ...there was some real bad deal in Louisiana on purpose. The Louisiana Purchase. And Queen somebody of France got swindled. Queen Isabella of Spain. This is ridiculous. Coleman, stop the train. Miss Escobar's getting off. Who the hell is Miss Escobar? A frightened, starving, half-naked woman who wants to find her father. Half-naked? Coleman, stop the train! We're not putting anybody off here in the middle of nowhere! Especially if they're half-naked! Please, Jim. My father's the only family I've got. Am I to sit at home and wait for news that he's been killed, or do something? What would you do? I don't have anything against you. What happens when we find Loveless and you're still on this train? I know you'd never let him take me back. I've seen you shoot. I'll assure you any attack by Loveless would be an exercise in futility. I'll demonstrate how my design suggestions... ...have made the Wanderer completely impervious to attack.

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